Vodka. Blue stuff. Citrus. Chaos. The cocktail that looks like Gatorade and hits like regret.
- 1.5 oz vodka (lemon-flavored or just whatever’s in the freezer)
- 1 oz blue curaçao (because color matters more than taste)
- 4 oz lemonade (or sweet & sour mix if you’re here for the pucker)
- Splash of lemon-lime soda (for fizz and lies)
- Lemon wedge, for garnish (if you’re trying to look classy)
- Fill a tall glass with ice. Because lukewarm blue sludge is not the vibe.
- Fill a shaker halfway with ice.
- Add 1.5 oz vodka, 1 oz blue curaçao, and 4 oz lemonade to the shaker.
- Shake like it owes you money. About 30 seconds should do it.
- Strain into your ice-filled glass like the smooth operator you are.
- Top with a splash of lemon-lime soda. Just a splash. You’re not 12.
- Squeeze in that lemon wedge, toss it in like a responsible adult.
- Drink. Repeat (but, like, maybe hydrate between rounds).
- Add a sugared rim if you’re feeling fancy.
- Glow stick stirrer? Absolutely unnecessary. Do it anyway.
- Want it stronger? Double the vodka. No judgment here.
Pairs well with:
Regrettable texts, pool floaties, and pretending you're in a music video.